Rufus presented the following explanation :
> VampX wrote:
>> Discuss
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> ...needle.
A True Story...
Ome Night two aliens landed near an abandoned petrol station. They
approached one of the bowsers, and one of the aliens addressed it,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The
fuel pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting.
There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be
the bowsers's arrogant attitude, drew his ray gun, and said
impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you
ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him
mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There
was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into a vacant
lot where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained
consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said,
"What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it
was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've
learned during my travels through the galaxy...any one who can wrap his
penis around himself twice and stick it in his ear, is someone you
shouldn't mess with!"
Don Evans
VampX
